| Matt & Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness
Resident Evil Remake
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| Game | Resident Evil (remake) |
| Controller | Pat |
| Length | 1:10:41 |
| Next | Eternal Darkness |
| Previous | Killer 7 |
“What a mansion!”
Resident Evil Remake is the thirtieth and final episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.
About[]
- “Wow! What a mansion!”
- — Video description
Description[]
In this episode, Matt and Pat go to a creepy mansion. Along the way, they gush over how cool Resident Evil is, stab and burn zombies, obtain a radical shotgun, get dangerously close to being able to fit nicely into a sandwich, yell at Barry, backtrack through an abnormally large mansion, and look for clandestine keys.
Quotes[]
- “Hey kids, do you remember when Resident Evil was about survival horror?”
- — Matt
- “Please stop time travelling in my brain.”
- — Pat
- “I can't believe how everywhere we searched.”
- — Pat
- “You, the master of Resident Evil.”
- — Matt
- “Shotgun for days!”
- — Pat
- “I love my zombies. They're adorbs.”
- — Pat
- “I hope you enjoyed the Joe, because I did.”
- — Pat
- “What a mansion!”
- — Pat
- “I know what you're thinkin'. 'Pat, flame rounds aren't that rad.' You're wrong.”
- — Pat
- “The tits are still floppin' in the middle of the air!”
- — Matt
- “I hope to one day shoot a rhinoceros in the face with a Desert Eagle. That is my mission in life.”
- — Pat