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Rise of Mattmares


Rise of Mattmares
Watch this Let's Play on YouTube
Game Rise of Nightmares
Episodes 5
Combined Length 02:28:21
Original Run Oct 2, 2017 - Oct 30, 2017
Controller Matt
“Backstep is the real villain of this entire game.” — Matt

Rise of Mattmares is a full Let's Play, in which Matt sidesteps to Eastern Europe for the third time, taking a sick vacation with his wifey in Castle Rapendorf where he encounters Pillar Men zombies, Liam O'Brien's head attached to a dog, goddamn babies and the most horrible of mankind's enemies: backsteps.


About Edit

THE RISE OF MATTMARES BEGINS NOW!

Intro By Lee: https://twitter.com/LeeMounseySmith
Matt Twitter: https://twitter.com/MattMcMuscles
— Part 1 description

Quotes Edit

I'd like to think that if I met a gypsy in Europe and she tells me shit, I'd fucking believe it.
Matt
I'm going to walk off-screen and immediately die.
Matt as a weird European man
Oh god, I hope this land isn't Bless, I hope it's cursed.
Matt
Having twin characters in a video game is great, 'cause it saves having a different character model, really.
Matt
Just pound the ass, Matt... just pound the ass.
Matt
When I was drawing some comic book characters in the 90's and stuff, I was always like "Man, let's slap brass knuckies on that motherfucker.
Matt
There's bloody chainsaw! There's my Fred Durst machine!
Matt
Kinect is making me feel like I'm shifting my hands through cold basguetti.
Matt
They're doing Leana's walk when she's had too many.
Matt
It's Kane! The Big Yellow Machine!
Matt
Please, Lord! Please, fuckin' God Lord! Yes, thank you, Tom Cruise!
Matt
Yes, the most horrible creature of all: BABIES!
Matt
I wish you could throw an axe.
Matt
Sono Chi no Sadame! Oh no!
Matt
Finally, I've got my property back.
Matt
Now I am the puker and you are the pukee.
Matt
Look at all these sexy Triangle Girls in there. I like it, I like these creatures. I could get in on these.
Matt
Poor Jane, her name, or Worchester Sauce. She's a better hero than Josh is.
Matt
We need to undergo some kind of Bible Black-like ritual-- OH SHIT!
Matt
Maybe he'll stop drinking when he finds out he's a father.
Kate
That will probably increase drinking.
Matt
If there's anything that's not scared of fuckin' nothing, it's a baby, 'cause it's too stupid to understand.
Matt
Backstep is the real villain of this entire game.
Matt
It's pretty hideous, it looks like Malo.
Matt about Josh's bay
Just rock this baby into oblivion.
Matt
Ah, I got back my property.
Matt
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