| Two Best Friends Play:
Ryse: Son of Rome
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| Game | Ryse: Son of Rome |
| Season | 8 |
| Episode | 8 |
| Length | 15:43 |
| Upload Date | December 22, 2013 |
| Controller | Matt |
| Previous | Fighter Within |
| Next | Walking Dead Season 2 |
“How long do think until Kratos wanders into this place, kills her, and...” — Matt
“ZEUS!” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play - KILL RUSSELL CROWE! Ryse: Son of Rome is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat refuse to hit their father with a wooden sword, step all over their dead mother, examine the empty husks of Roman soldiers, and try to get some parties started.
About[]
- “Chopping up arms and eating pasta in Ancient Italy Land!”
- — Video description
- “Let’s get the crucifixion party going!”
- — Website description
Intro[]
The opening animation has Matt and Pat battling in an arena dressed as gladiators. They proceed to cut off each other's limbs, leaving them legless and sitting on the ground. They then simultaneously hit one another in the face with their weapons.
Quotes[]
- “Remember when Bruce Wayne tap danced all over his mom and dad after Joe Chill shot them?”
- — Pat
- “No, geez! DarkSydePhil!”
- — Matt
- “That dog is eating farts.”
- — Pat
- “This guy looks like Bob Hoskins, rest his soul. He's praying to the gods of Super Mario.”
- — Matt
- “Why are we here captain? Why aren't we just home eating pasta?”
- — Matt
- “You gotta love things that eat poop.”
- — Pat
- “Fire volley!”
- — Matt and Pat, repeatedly giving voice command to Kinect
- “This place is 5spooky4rome.”
- — Matt
- “I can't draw art with my penis. I'm working on it though.”
- — Pat
- “Is that guy wrestling a dick?”
- — Pat
- “I told you, this is a war of soap and nipples.”
- — Matt
- “Soapy nipples!”
- — Matt and Pat
- “C'mon guys! Let's get this party started!”
- — Matt
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