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“I didn't know that I had saved up enough cool points in my life to cash them in on podcast success.” — Pat

The Super Best Friendcast, was a weekly podcast hosted by Woolie, starring him, Matt and Pat and formerly Liam. Each episode began with what each person did that week, and then segueing (usually poorly) into discussion about video game and pop culture news, followed by answering questions from fans, ending with the "Zaibatsu Watch", briefly informing what they've individually been stalking that week, as well as giving brief cliff notes of what to expect in the upcoming days on the channel.

The Zaibatsu also answered questions every week during the "Letter Time" segment, which could be submitted to

The podcast was hosted on Libsyn. The iTunes page was located here. There was also a Soundcloud page that can be found here.

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Occasionally. guests will also appear on the show. A majority of the episode will take place as usual, without the guest, and the guest will be introduced later. Guests have included:


  1. This is Gonna be Terrible.
  2. The Feel of a Podcast
  3. My Snake Have Started to Move
  4. It Can’t Have All Been For Nothing
  5. Pure Scumbag Tactics Are The Only Way To Win
  6. Nothing Good Ever Comes In A Bucket
  7. Tequila In One Hand, Katana In The Other
  8. The Feel Bad Show of The Century
  9. You Can't Have a Bath Without Candles
  10. Aryan Resurrection
  11. Superman’s Bulge Needs to be Made Off-Model
  12. We Gotta Get Back to Space!
  13. Never a Good Day with Swamp-ass
  14. Escalate Immediately to Gun Violence
  15. How Hath God Blighted Pat This Week?
  16. You Can’t Push Baby Murder for SummerSlam
  17. Today Is All Your Birthdays!
  18. Dickbutt was a Spiderman Villain
  19. Voltron Runs on Hepatitis
  20. Super Best Christmascast
  22. What does the Doug button do?!
  23. Birthing Scars in Glorious 4K
  24. Steve Buscemi is a Zora
  25. Smegmaman is the Worst
  26. Drenched in Liam Milk
  27. The Time You Got Punched In The Dick
  28. High Tension, High Stakes Brazillian Pog Butts
  29. You can’t Rubber-fist because of Reasons
  30. No More Dutch Rudders
  31. Butthurt Nuns are Totally a Thing
  32. Richard Simmons is the Final Boss
  33. Everybody's Yawning
  34. Sploosh it back to Life
  35. GIFs are for Chodes, WEBM is for Big Dick G’s
  36. The Atomic Purple House
  37. The Man-Train Needs to be Tightly Knit
  38. Not Safe For Life
  39. Buttered Poopers have a lot of Groundswell
  40. The Good Stuff comes from the 3rd Ass-chamber
  41. This Ain’t your Grandpa’s Sex Toy
  42. Dickswole? I like dat!
  43. Too Much Weiner Slappin’
  44. Don’t Share the Wad
  45. Kangaroo Meat is a Well Deserved Comeuppance
  46. You Are Now Breathing Manually
  47. It's All Downhill From Here
  48. That’s not a Baby, That’s a Pile of Syringes
  49. Living in the Database
  50. PJ Phil is becoming Shang Tsung
  51. Goichi Podcast
  52. Nonstop Infinite Podcast
  53. Did Matt Die In Cuba?
  54. This one is the Personacast
  55. Cut out the Middleman, Just Fuck the Wig
  56. Live from PAX: Nonstop Infinite Ass Dumping
  57. What’s the Coolest Name for a Pet Raven?
  58. Tears are the only Lubrication
  59. Dont’ Even Talk About Mpreg
  60. I used the Bidet Button
  61. There’s a Skeleton Inside Each of Us, Waiting to Burst Out
  62. Time Ethics Do Not Exist
  63. That Deer just did an Aegis Reflector
  64. The Big Booty Swat Kat Party
  65. Gilbert Gottfried Plays Hatoful Boyfriend Full LP
  66. You Won't get it unless you've seen “Too Many Cooks”
  67. Hatin’ on the Amish
  68. Underwater Racism
  69. We are all Waluigi
  70. God Supports Straight Shota
  71. Teri Hatcher is a Kamen Rider
  72. A Christmas Without Senpai
  73. North Korean Kayfabe
  74. A Lifetime of Close Calls
  75. Chickens are Noble Creatures
  76. Why is Pat's Coffin filled with Human Fecal Matter?
  77. The Sleepy MAGcast: Cranky Takahata’s Eruption
  78. Panty-raiding the Langzone
  79. Sneaky Stab Attack at the Start of the 2nd Round
  80. I don't think Moolie means what you think it means
  81. Platinum Games has been bought out by Platinum Games
  83. The Beard Doesn't Move Very Much, But When It Does, You'd Better Listen
  84. Should I Stop Masturbating?
  85. Syringes filled with Corn Syrup
  86. He Shat His Leather Pants and it Became a Paste
  88. You need to Reverse Engineer Dunt Cry Spoderman
  89. Three-fifths of a Podcast
  90. Where else can we add Jiggle Physics?
  91. Slurping from the Vats
  92. Post Apocalyptic T-pose Culture
  93. Children Are Encouraged to Jump From Their Karts
  94. It All Began In '94
  95. Mefense Of Be Ancients
  96. Everyone Saw His Balls on Stream
  97. Everybody Rumoured. Nobody Believed. NOW YOU SEE IT’S TRUE.
  98. Who Trashed My Baby’s Grave?
  99. What Opacity is Matt this week?
  100. Goosebumps: God Arrange
  101. A Sensible Erection is a Coward Erection
  102. You’ll Never Be Ready For DOG CON
  103. This MUST be the work of an Enemy Stand
  104. The DBZ Fanfiction Revue
  105. OOPS! All Goatporn.
  106. WE DO IT
  107. SuperBarfBarfBarf At Barfmail Dot Barf
  108. Muckspreading All Over The Place
  109. Tassadar’s Butthole
  110. Sex and the City Musou
  111. Crowdfund the Fourth Reich
  112. The Infinite Tsukuyomi Has Begun
  113. Harriet Tubman Will Never Defeat Big Bo
  114. Lube-Bu and the K.Y Dynasty
  115. Drop Everything And Play Crash Bandicoot DS
  117. The Sistine Chapel, brought to you by Real Player
  118. Tactical Marriage to Avoid the Panel
  119. Welcome to Patschwitz
  120. Super Bunny Dumps
  121. Black Panther’s Debut was Running from Cops
  122. Hookers with the Brown Sauce
  123. We’re Really Japanese Towards Bias
  124. Legend of the Nog Kings
  125. Miracle Girls Festival: Let Me Bury Your Child: Stop Me From Bearing Your Child
  126. She Almost Stopped Mr. Domino
  127. WE ARE VR
  129. A Proper Chuffed Scatcast
  130. Grand Unified Theory
  131. A World Where Monsters Rule
  132. Just Wrap the Belt around your Junk
  134. Dark Showers
  135. “This is the Only One I’m Ever F**king Doing”
  136. Slave Syrup
  137. Bathroom Floor Grand Finals
  138. Satsui No Hado Backstreet Boys
  139. Star Ocean 6: Hustle & Flow
  140. Dragon AIDS
  141. Vape Escape
  143. Mother’s Sh*tbag
  144. Porn Down Weekend
  145. There’s a Doomamaniac in Heaven
  146. Team 3=D. Very Hard. Much Difficulty.
  147. The Unluckiest Game in the History of Games
  148. Send the Kids to the Nerf Chamber
  149. Pokemon HUSTLE? or Pokemon FLOW?
  150. Shanghaied to Grenada
  151. Gotta Go Fath / Freak Frag Fry
  152. Perpetual Motion Hustler’s Paradise
  153. Trespassers Will be Shot/Acquire Sick Legendary Pokemon
  154. Arf Arf Arf Says the Dinosaur
  155. God Confirmed for Real
  156. “The Hamilton Hello”
  157. The Dark Olympics
  158. Maximum Parent Confusion Marketing
  159. Your Vileage may Mary
  160. The Troubles
  161. What Yuh Messin’ Wit
  162. Benoit was in the Basement
  164. RKO That Giraffe for a Save State
  165. Black Blackity Black-black
  166. Rob Liefeld is the Uwe Boll of David Cage
  167. ! PC CURSED !
  168. It’s Fine As Long As You Don’t Wipe
  169. Sense of Blackface Alliance
  170. Swordcore Blipsters
  171. The Coward Incident
  172. You’re GUNDOG Now
  174. Now THAT’S Hip-Hop
  175. Destiny of Wild Speed Galaxy
  176. Christmas of Gripes
  177. The 4th Trimester & The Holy Afterbirth
  178. Herpes Just Means Playing on a Different Server
  179. Ghettosyncs: The Darkcast
  180. The Races Must Not Mix Until Time Cube is Defeated
  181. Strong Opinions About Flags
  182. Inbred Hulk Babies Are Owned by Marvel
  183. Jizzy Topped Butter Beer
  184. Hip Hop Prime is a Snitch
  185. Yes They Deserve to Die, And I Hope They Burn In Hell
  186. Kill New Game Plus Gunbaby Before It’s Too Late
  187. Enemy Codes Will Save Nintendo
  188. GET OUT of the Wild
  189. The Pope Patched Your Stillborn’s Soul Out of Existence
  190. When Kevin Sorbo Dies, WE DIE
  191. Have You Ever Seen a Zebra Orgasm?
  192. Judgment Day Must Happen To Stop Immortal Suge Knight
  193. Bloodvertise that Turok Tattoo on your Shadow Baby
  194. A Whole Other Type of Scatbeast
  195. Memory Crearing
  196. Not The Spawncast
  197. 50 Shades of Dario
  198. Preggo Shino Kai, The Rebel King Hedgehog
  199. Thwarted by an Invisible Force
  200. CEO Suicide Montage
  201. Pat Hates When People Shoot Him
  202. Does Australian Horse Semen Taste Like Apples?
  203. Unapologetic Night Court Theme
  204. Universal Serial Boys
  205. Push My Grandma onto a Microsoft Update
  206. What’s your 「GOUGI」?
  207. GoutSydePhil
  208. If You Like Hentai, It’s The Place To Be
  209. The Burnt Shadow of HedgePreg
  210. Mech_Romancer: A Transhumanist Robot Dating Simulator
  211. Icelandic Necropants: Always Bet On 「GOUGI」
  212. “This Time We Will Add Actual Gameplay”
  213. Japan Is A Black Mirror Episode
  214. La Poutine ça commence à Drummondville
  215. Incestuous Child Pusher is Too Pure for this World
  216. Magic Hobo Meat
  217. Ghost Syringes Are Free To Play
  218. The Apes were Raised in Oat Baths to Please the Horse's Tastes
  219. You Can't PogChamp a Plane Crash
  220. Five Fish Sex Gods Await You in Valhalla
  221. Employees Are Functions Too
  222. Pride and Accomplishment
  223. Janeway Really Is Captain Fuck-It
  224. Ram the Children
  225. Ultra Instinct Breakneck Suplex Mamorus
  226. Necrid Must Win
  227. Christmascast 2017: It Wasn't About Arby's, It Was About Abortion
  228. Implicit Dance Violence
  229. A Farting Dick and Balls are a Failure of the Game Designer
  230. Cardboard Onaholes
  231. Michael Vick Presents: Dog Star Cross Tag Battle
  232. Get Ready For The Next Chad
  233. Spider Swinging and Yomi will save Soul Suspect
  234. Ass Sliders are a Quality of Life Feature
  235. Doggoplasmosis
  236. SFM: Safe For Me
  238. God of Exposure
  239. We Musn't Forget the Snaliens Lore
  240. Grind your Party Member's Kids
  241. Heroin Tag Frenzy
  242. Bioshockmaster: Judgment of Kegel Strength
  243. Waluigi Remains Uncircumcised
  244. Beyond Two Holes
  245. Hello Kitty is not a Cat
  246. David Uncaged
  247. Wavedashing Makes You Stinky
  248. Transfar Your Big Dumb Zapping System
  249. Fowl Play: Get Ducked
  250. Those Hoes Of The Storm
  251. Journal of the Whills: Space Force: A Whole New Kind of Meat
  252. Leave Westworld To Me
  253. What time is it? 5 o Clock?
  254. Jeff Dam's Vendetta
  255. Hulk Hogan Needs His Loops
  256. You Can't Stop Us from Drinking the Sarcophagus Juice
  257. Good Old Fashioned Solojob
  258. Our Lord's Canon True Thug Time Zone
  259. Anxiety GO UP
  260. The Queer Eye is just a Gay Sharingan
  261. Someone's Gotta Sell the Noonboner
  262. Fursuit Podcast Difficulty Go Up
  263. Blubber Against The Dying of the Light
  264. A Children’s Death Game, By Children, for Children
  265. Shameful Bowsette Folder
  266. Daniel Day Lewis as Trap Room
  267. Juggalos In Jerusalem
  268. Battle Royal Rumble
  269. Village Hidden in the Low Interest Rates
  270. Racist Cat and the Cowboy Bang Bangs
  271. DJ Khaled's Omnic Army Will Never Go Down
  272. Your Mukbang Can't Be Too Moist 
  273. First Party Softening Gel
  274. Battlebooru 
  275. Gateway Bug: Pull My Poyo Trigger
  276. Yiff Room Crash Team Racing Setups


  • Super Best Friendcast! was chosen by the iTunes editorial staff as one of the best podcasts of 2013 and 2014.
  • The favicon for was the ReBoot logo, before the URL was moved to the website.
  • There was no podcast for the first week of November 2017 due to multiple family emergencies. This was the first time the podcast missed a week since it's creation.
  • The podcast was renamed to Castle Super Beast after the dissolution of the Super Best Friends Play channel and Matt's departure.


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