| Two Best Friends Play:
Super Mario 3D World
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| Game | Super Mario 3D World |
| Season | 8 |
| Episode | 6 |
| Length | 15:55 |
| Upload Date | December 7, 2013 |
| Controller | Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam |
| Previous | Dead Rising 3 |
| Next | Fighter Within |
“Mario 3D World: Everyone dies. Fuck it.” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play Super Mario 3D World is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam twerk on Bowser, troll each other, and dog pile on a dinosaur.
About[]
- “We kill each other while dressed as cats. Just another day at Best Friends HQ!”
- — Video description
- “Oh man, oh man…this is gonna go SO well! Another heaving helping of that succulent toad butt!”
- — Website description
Intro[]
The intro shows Matt and Pat getting the cat suit and running through a level, stomping on Goombas, collecting coins, and running up the pole at the end. Then during their victory pose, a Chomp eats them.
Quotes[]
- “Did you know you can be a cat in this?”
- — Matt
- “Oh my god, I'm as short as you in real life.”
- — Matt, to Pat
- “Now there's two of me. Contain your excitement, ladies.”
- — Matt
- “Well at least we're not as shitty as Toad.”
- — Pat
- “Hot chicks are better than the proletariat.”
- — Pat
- “Why would anyone do anything, Woolie?”
- — Pat
- “What we do in life echoes in eternity!”
- — Matt
- “Mario 3D World: Everyone dies. Fuck it.”
- — Matt
- “It's a all about me, Mario!”
- — Pat
- “Life is cheap - especially when you're Italian.”
- — Pat
- “Sonic, you're going too fast.”
- — Liam
- “Yeah, brothers are the best! Brothers do it all night!”
- — Matt
- “Iwata's ass?”
- — Pat
- “It's all up to Liam now! Someone slap the controller out of his hands!”
- — Pat
- “These motherfucking ginger-seeking butt bees.”
- — Matt
- “So, Toad is basically the Cyclops of the Mario world.”
- — Matt
- “The goal is to just murder this family.”
- — Woolie
- “I beat up the real woman.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The opening scene of the title screen was shown a second time at 13:24.
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