| Two Best Friends Play:
Superman Returns
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| Game | Superman Returns |
| Season | 7 |
| Episode | 10 |
| Length | 10:31 |
| Upload Date | Jun 16, 2013 |
| Controller | Matt & Pat |
| Previous | Remember Me |
| Next | Mortal Kombat Komplete |
“Fuck Superman! If Superman was doing his job then Detroit wouldn't need Robocop.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play: Superman Returns is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat fuck the ground, bring up Peter Parker's radioactive semen again, discuss how Superman didn't give a fuck when Lois Lane was fat, headbutt the city, and pull off sick combos on the popo.
About[]
- “In honor of the terrible new film, Man of Steel, we’re playing a terrible Superman game!”
- — Website description
Intro[]
Quotes[]
- “Superman, you suck. I hate you!”
- — Pat
- “Did you guys know how big my dick is?”
- — Matt
- “Lex Luthor is a wedging salt shaker in his butt crack and just shaking it all over the city.”
- — Matt
- “Superman is barely Robocop.”
- — Matt
- “If you like cyclops, I don't like you.”
- — Pat
- “It feels like a Kryptonite condom.”
- — Matt
- “The problem with making a game around a guy that can do anything is that that's stupid.”
- — Matt
- “Why am I butt humping the air?!”
- — Pat
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