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Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

System Shock 2

System Shock 2
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Game System Shock 2
Controller Pat
Length 28:00
Next Erie
Previous Dead Space
“I am getting shocked thoroughly by this system.” — Matt

System Shock 2 is the twenty-third episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.

About[]

Shodan didn’t forget about you, HACKER. She took that revenge all the way to the Space West Coast.
— Video description

Description[]

In this episode, Matt and Pat face the space horror with a goddess complex, SHODAN. Along the way, they spend years in a tutorial, beat creepy space zombies with a wrench, fill up on alcohol and chips, and survive endless hordes of enemies, only to get owned by a turret.

Quotes[]

Check out this robo booty, hacker!
— Pat
I'll run through your corridors all day!
— Matt
System Shock 3: Back to the West Coast.
— Pat
I used to be a wrestler. People don't know this. I was Gangrel. I was owned by White Wolf Entertainment.
— Pat
Okay, bye space!
— Pat
I am getting shocked thoroughly by this system.
— Matt
I thought Tango was cooler because he called Rambo a pussy.
— Pat
I'm gonna rely on this cyber interface, girl.
— Pat
All right, so when shit's poppin' off in the System Shock world... and I'm gonna be a System Shock girl.
— Pat

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I miss explosions you could see on websites from 1997.
— Matt
Dead big polygonal butts.
— Matt
I'd culture all over that phenomenon.
— Pat
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