| Mystery Box #022
Tearaway Unfolded
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| Game | Tearaway Unfolded |
| Length | 33:14 |
| Upload Date | Nov 11, 2015 |
| Controller | Pat |
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“I just spent way too long drawing a dick on this squirrel's head.” — Pat
Tearaway Unfolded the twenty-second episode of the Mystery Box series. In this episode, Pat and Liam play one of Sony's worst selling first party, avant-garde, Vita to PS4 ports as they murder lots of children and slam dunk squirrels.
About[]
- “It's a mystery!”
- — Video description
Quotes[]
- “Boy I feel bad throwing this game in the Mystery Box...”
- — Pat
- “Sony Entertainment presents game they can't sell no matter what.”
- — Liam
- “But they threw this game in the Mystery Box for us.”
- — Pat
- “I was recently told by the missus that my fly is down almost every day.”
- — Pat
- “I don't know what this game is about. Other than not selling.”
- — Pat
- “Do I use stylish combos?”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, absolutely. You press square to pick stuff up, and you press square to throw stuff at them.”
- — Liam
- “Drown this child. Put the bag over his head and waterboard away.”
- — Liam
- “That's what the Mystery Box is for.”
- — Liam
- “It's about misery.”
- — Pat
- “It's like a wiener.”
- — Pat
- “It's like a paper wiener.”
- — Liam
- “You slap it down and it pops right back up.”
- — Pat
- “I just spent way too long drawing a dick on this squirrel's head.”
- — Pat