| Shitstorm 7
The Conjuring House
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 Watch this episode on YouTube | |
| Game | The Conjuring House |
| Controller | Matt |
| Length | 42:27 |
| Next | Stifled |
| Previous | Constantine |
“I've never seen this legendary amount of lockage.” — Matt
The Conjuring House is the seventeenth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 7 special.
About[]
- “Intro Art by: https://twitter.com/Lotion_Player
Animation By: https://twitter.com/CrankyConstruct
Music By: https://www.youtube.com/c/littlevmills
Check out our podcast and all things Super Best Friends at: http://www.superbestfriendsplay.com” - — Video description
Description[]
Matt and Pat go to Britain where they find a whole host of spooks, including such horrors as vague accents, screen tearing, tentacle hags and game crashes.
Quotes[]
- “I'm moving slowly because I think the game looks better that way.”
- — Matt
- “I learned that that logo's dope and I want to keep seeing it.”
- — Pat
- “You can always tell the quality of a horror game based on the unfamiliarity of the accent used.”
- — Matt
- “That's a zodiac symbol.”
- — Pat
- “No, it's a Scorpio symbol.”
- — Matt
- “So far below zero that the voice acting becomes a ten.”
- — Matt
- “I stopped wearing my wallet chain years ago, no one noticed.”
- — Matt
- “Keep your flashlight comments in your pocket.”
- — Matt
- “What are you, like a ghost from the 1740's?”
- — Pat
- “Just get a big Zodiac. Fucking shove it in your keyhole.”
- — Pat
- “This IS Shit's Locked! I've never seen this legendary amount of lockage.”
- — Matt
- “I believe you have the power to stop the crash this time.”
- — Pat
- “Is this house haunted by the screen tearing monster?”
- — Matt
- “Why does everybody wear pants like this? See, I have pants like that.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- Given that this game came out "an hour and twenty minutes" before Matt and Pat played it, this video was most likely recorded on September 25, 2018.