| Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection
THROUGH THE WOODS
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| Game | Through the Woods |
| Controller | Matt |
| Length | 59:53 |
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“Oh moms, when are we going to make da meatballs, borks de borks.” — Pat
Through the Woods is the thirtieth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.
About[]
- “"Mom is always sleeping, and since I am an ungrateful child I think that's soooo boring! I don't understand why she has to work so much all through the night! Why can't she pay for everything with the money she already has? She is so lame. Anyway, I went out exploring the woods today and saw a few cool things I guess. There was a man in a boat who was near the pier, and he asked if he could come by later tonight and see if I wanted to be kidnapped. I thought about it for a bit, and since my mom is so uncool, I thought, "Sure, why not?" It'll teach her for being so boring to me! Truly the scariest part of this video is the abject horror and constant fear you live in when you have children! Yeah! I'm such a shit!"”
- — Video description
Description[]
In this episode, Matt and Pat go through the woods, where they learn pro tips for burning children, practice European accents and piss all over nature.
Quotes[]
- “In west Norway, born and raised!”
- — Matt
- “In the longboat is where I spent most of my days!”
- — Pat
- “If only my stupid body and hormones didn't find them sexually attractive, I'd be grossed out.”
- — Matt about women
- “How much easier life would be.”
- — Pat
- “Oh moms, when are we going to make da meatballs, borks de borks.”
- — Pat
- “That's an excellent PewDiePie.”
- — Matt
- “He's Swedish right? Or he's Norwegian? He's one of those Slavic countries.”
- — Pat, on PewDiePie
- “My dad has a cool car to show he has a small penis.”
- — Pat
- “I think I've got the tongue thing so I can get the really racist ones.”
- — Matt
- “The pizza call of the mother can be heard for miles.”
- — Pat
- “Piss on a tree, it's one of the glories of nature!”
- — Pat
- “Hey kid, that's not bad. I was drawing like that when I was your... yesterday.”
- — Matt
- “Is this the most baller horror of all, Viking horror?”
- — Pat
- “Dolph Lundgren, probably not from Norway.”
- — Pat
- “I hate being trapped in the flavour.”
- — Pat
- “Any type of landscape can have any organ.”
- — Matt
- “Man, this continent sure has a large dick.”
- — Matt
- “Go shank the Great Wolf.”
- — Pat
- “Fucking Necromorph baby and Matt's looking at it like, 'Ah what a horrible curse.'.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- Matt mentions playing this game before release, which would date the recording of this video sometime before October 27, 2016.