New Super Best Friends Play

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5

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Game Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5
Season 10
Episode 1
Length 12:57
Upload Date Oct 31, 2015; Nov 17, 2016 (re-upload)
Controller Matt
Previous Mortal Kombat X
Next Assassin's Creed Syndicate
“Man, Tony looks disconnected from his environment.” — Pat
“Yeah I would be too if I was in a Dreamcast game!” — Matt

New Super Best Friends Play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat and Woolie stare at an old man's butthole, summon their mummy masters, fight the revolution, watch Kan-Ra twitch on the floor and skate up the shaft of a penis into outer space.

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Strap on your helmet, get your board, put in your Rage Against The Machine CD, and prepare to be more disappointed than you have in a long, long time!
— Machinima description
Matt, Pat and Woolie kickflip their way over the ancient sarcophagus of Tony Hawk! For the 5th time!
— TheSw1tcher description

Quotes[edit | edit source]

This is high-end comedy you're watching here folks.
— Pat
You had a lot of faith in people who can't count!?
— Matt
Oh my god, I don't remember all these people because all the skateboarders I remember are dead!
— Pat
Bam Margera's dead, man.
— Pat
Yeah, he died in that butt-hole accident.
— Matt
I like Letica Bufonia 'cause she sounds like an opening entree at an Italian restaurant.
— Matt
Man, Tony looks disconnected from his environment.
— Pat
Yeah I would be too if I was in a Dreamcast game!
— Matt
Why is there a 'B' and a 'M' to spell 'skate'?
— Pat
Obama's drone army hates skaters.
— Pat
Let me get this straight. Triangle for Tony Hawk makes him grind, stomp, and eat his dinner at 4:30 pm?
— Matt
I feel like the only four people are also let's players and they're like...
— Matt
They're all trying to make videos at the same time. That's the only reason.
— Woolie
I'm sure all the censored dick stages are unlockable later.
— Woolie
Remember that time he did a 900 in the X-Games and then just fucked the ground for twenty minutes?
— Pat

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