| WoolieVs
Vanquish
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 Watch this Let's Play on YouTube | |
| Game | Vanquish |
| Episodes | 9 |
| Combined Length | 07:46:53 |
| Original Run | Mar 17, 2020 - Mar 26, 2020 |
| Controller | Minh |
“Pimp hand, best weapon.” — Reggie
WoolieVS Vanquish is a full Let's Play in which Woolie, Minh and Reggie put on their Plug Suits, reveal their anti-Russian biases, Minh-max their guns before the first episode is over and go to space to stop Doctor Robotnik Zaytsev from pissing on the Earth.
About[]
- “New Woolie VS shirts! https://store.roosterteeth.com/products/woolie-vs-logo-t-shirt
Featuring:
Woolie http://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz
Reggie https://twitter.com/chester01
Minh https://twitch.tv/SoushinSen
Edited by Minh
#Vanquish #PlatinumGames #ShinjiMikami” - — Video description
Quotes[]
- “This is his first learn, baby's first boost.”
- — Woolie
- “That's not called The Third Birthday.”
- — Minh
- “Neo-Putin is a problem.”
- — Woolie
- “And I see Reggie's already becoming a Russia racist...”
- — Woolie
- “Oh my god!”
- — Reggie
- “Already, immediately he's being like "If your name ends with V, you're gonna get it from me."”
- — Woolie
- “By any chance, are you able to see that they're red?”
- — Woolie
- “No.”
- — Minh
- “Minh, you're too cool for me!”
- — Reggie
- “Spunky, those soldiers, huh?”
- — Woolie
- “Get the Dr. Ho's electric massage pad!”
- — Reggie
- “Your boost bar is your stamina bar and your style meter at the same time!”
- — Woolie
- “You boost in, you EMP, you drop kick the EMP, everyone gets fuckin' crunk.”
- — Woolie
- “You gave Vladimir Putin power armor?! What are you doing?!”
- — Woolie
- “Holy moley, that Minh-maxing.”
- — Reggie
- “The Minh-maxing indeed.”
- — Woolie
- “Men only want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting. "I'm releasing the limiters!"”
- — Woolie
- “This should be how Sam enters Smash, y'know. Fuckin' eats shit and rolls in.”
- — Woolie
- “Pimp hand, best weapon.”
- — Reggie
- “Thank God this is not Contra, 'cause otherwise we wouldn't have Vanquish.”
- — Woolie
- “Y'know, Minh was nmaing those grenades. He was starting to give them personality.”
- — Woolie
- “He just threw Alfred like it was nothing!”
- — Reggie
- “Okay, look, look, here's my secret! I don't use grenades 'cause I fuckin' suck with the grenades, that's why I don't use them!”
- — Minh
- “You should know better than to have pride on WoolieVersus.”
- — Woolie
- “Disgusting human being, trying to hold onto his pride.”
- — Reggie
- “It's just like "Will the fish swim to the right areas?" Spoiler alert: it didn't.”
- — Woolie
- “Reggie "If they're a commie, gas their mommy" Gaston.”
- — Woolie
- “Railguns are sexy as fuck, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.”
- — Woolie
- “Can you see why the kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?”
- — Reggie
- “Yes! Yes, I can!”
- — Minh
- “I came prepared, I grinded that shit, I Minh-maxed it!”
- — Minh
- “And you know what? Tanks' butts love to be spanked!”
- — Woolie
- “Donkey kick counters the donkey punch!”
- — Reggie
- “Yeah, hard counter! Hard counter!”
- — Woolie
- “Look at that poor tank! That was a free hit! Bitch-slapped the shit out of the ass!”
- — Minh
- “Whose is it, tank? Whose is it?”
- — Woolie
- “It's your ass, daddy!”
- — Reggie
- “Yeah, you're the bottom, I'm the top!”
- — Minh
- “"If it ends in a V, you get no work from me" Reggie.”
- — Woolie
- “Turns out the bad one had a name "Robert Burns". What a Russian! What a Russian name!”
- — Woolie
- “Betray America for a jetpack. There's worse things to betray for.”
- — Woolie
- “Would you do it? Betray a country for a jetpack?”
- — Reggie
- “You should watch the X-COM LP some day. Spoiler alert: Earth itself can fuckin' go if you give me some cool alien tech and the ability to boost fly. I'm in there. I for one embrace our overlord, and I will use my new boosting abilities to find the juiciest prey for our masters and lead you to them. This is established lore.”
- — Woolie
- “This is a love affair I want you to have with that pistol, and you will never abandon it again.”
- — Woolie
- “The pistol's like "I'll beat you 'till you love me, bitch!"”
- — Woolie
- “Do you have an issue with interracial...”
- — Minh
- “No, Inter-Russial!”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- The GIFs used in the beginning are the gameplay footage by SunhiLegend.
Gallery[]
