| Shitstorm 7
Witch Hunt
| |
 Watch this episode on YouTube | |
| Game | Witch Hunt |
| Controller | Pat |
| Length | 36:17 |
| Next | The Council of Hanwell |
| Previous | Manhunt 2 |
“They must not think you're a great witch hunter if you're bashing yourself with doors.” — Matt
Visage is the twenty-seventh episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 7 special.
About[]
- “Intro Art by: https://twitter.com/Lotion_Player
Animation By: https://twitter.com/CrankyConstruct
Music By: https://www.youtube.com/c/littlevmills
Check out our podcast and all things Super Best Friends at: http://www.superbestfriendsplay.com” - — Video description
Description[]
Matt and Pat go hunting witches and werewolves in Eastern Europe, where they get to realistically reload flintlock weapons, spend 50 mana on saving, free doggos that bite their balls off and fight zambamboes.
Quotes[]
- “When they hang a woman because she wins a lotto ticket and they assume she's a witch...”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, only a witch can win a lotto ticket.”
- — Pat
- “Do you hear just clanging metal? Are you a Terminator?”
- — Matt
- “No, wait, it costs mana! God, it's like Omirkon all over again!”
- — Pat about the saving system
- “They must not think you're a great witch hunter if you're bashing yourself with doors.”
- — Matt
- “The zebra did it. I read it all the way to the end.”
- — Matt
- “Really? You read the whole Bible?”
- — Pat
- “Man, "I need 50 mana" should be on everything now.”
- — Matt
- “Good shot. Let's hope it wasn't a person.”
- — Matt
- “You didn't pick that up. Did you need fifty mana to pick that up?”
- — Matt
- “That's a good fuckin' term, "way early access".”
- — Pat
- “It behooves oneself to turn around every now and then.”
- — Matt
- “It feels like we're playing a Cabela game.”
- — Matt
- “But with monsters.”
- — Pat
- “I want sexy witches like in Dragon's Crown.”
- — Matt
- “I'll stir that... cauldron. With my wiener.”
- — Pat
- “Littlest Hobo will have to wait a little more-bo.”
- — Matt
- “You're making fun of Todd Coward, but this is the most cowardly technique I've seen in a while.”
- — Matt about Pat's Skyrim strats
- “My product will be shit but you'll still like it.”
- — Matt as Bethesda
- “Whoops, I've fallen on my Bayonetta Amiibo.”
- — Matt