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Yakuza 0


Woolie VS Yakuza 0 Part 2
Watch this Let's Play on YouTube
Game Yakuza 0
Episodes 48 (part 1)
Combined Length 39:53:07 (part 1)
Original Run Dec 14, 2020 - Mar 21, 2021 (part 1)
Feb 24, 2024 - (part 2)
Controller Woolie
“Woolie, it's the fuckin' 80's. Spend that fuckin' money, let's go!” — Little V

WoolieVS Yakuza 0 is a full Let's Play in which Woolie and Little V Mills, later reincarnated into Reggie, take another trip to Japan, this time straight to the 80's, when exchanging CP was acceptable and fisting artists were a lucrative profession, and proceed to never kill anyone, study the bat, destroy Japan's economy

About[]

New Woolie VS shirts! https://store.roosterteeth.com/products/woolie-vs-logo-t-shirt
Woolie VS Tip Jar: https://streamlabs.com/woolieversus/tip

Featuring:
Woolie https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz
Little V https://www.youtube.com/user/LittleVMills

Edited by Minh https://twitch.tv/SoushinSen
Intro by Minh and Little V
— Video description - Part 1
Death Metal Shirts! https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/castle-super-beast
Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@woolievsthealgorithm
Woolie VS Tip Jar: https://streamlabs.com/woolieversus/tip

Featuring:
Woolie https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz
Reggie https://twitter.com/MTL_Reggie

Edited by Minh https://twitter.com/SoushinSen
— Video description - Part 2

Quotes[]

You come at the king, you best come correct!
Woolie
Never killed anybody, though.
Woolie
Never. Never once.
Little V
I am getting a very, very pure Crime Ryu aura from this man, and I am also getting him alongside Leon and Dante in the "What is sex?" club.
Woolie
Swords unsheathed, 'cause shots don't get fired.
Woolie
You wanna mess with the Japanese branch of Latin Kings?
Woolie
Hey, press the X X X and the Y Y Y.
Little V
Oh yeah, we're gonna start collecting CP, I forgot about that.
Little V
I like cheese pizza.
Woolie
Big soupin'! All night soupin'!
Woolie
Fuckin' Johnny Sack over here, the New York boys.
Woolie
You're a skeezy old fuck, but you're teaching me cool shit, dude.
Woolie
Woolie, it's the fuckin' 80's. Spend that fuckin' money, let's go!
Little V
Okay, the pavement's made of coke, and underneath it there's the Jenova floor...
Woolie
Yep.
Little V
But beneath that floor there's the dog racing track and the casino.
Woolie
This is the world where the priviliged have pores and creases.
Woolie
This just became a PVP zone!
Woolie
Formal attire plus warlord glasses, gotta be a yakuza boss.
Woolie
Crime rules!
Woolie
Crime is the best!
Little V
Shakedown, shakedown! Shakedown, shakedown!
Woolie
Woolie, he didn't just take your money, he took your batteries.
Little V
You cannot believe how tight that kigu was! Mad clench!
Woolie
Woolie, I'm the white one.
Little V
Let's be honest: if there is ever a Gang-Star in this fuckin' world, it's fuckin' Kiryu.
Little V
He's on the streets right now! COVID Shakedown appears!
Woolie
COVID with a fedora and a blazer.
Little V
Okay, but if you beat it, though, how much fuckin' money do you get?
Woolie
All of it. All the money it's zapped from the world economy.
Little V
Oh, Jesus, that's worth it!
Woolie
I think that would be worth it, if you could fight it. Jesus.
Little V
Just get the pattern down! Just hard cut to your body dead in the fuckin' streets, like, arm twisted backwards upside-down, like, embarrassing death pose.
Woolie
Guys, Mina-chan is sus.
Little V
Be sure to subscribe to her Turbo-tier.
Woolie
Leave Jiren to him!
Woolie
Bath water over the waterfall falling on my head, then I can get the purest training!
Woolie
The Kink Shame Royal Guard has arrived!
Woolie
No more sun for Canada. Sun is illegal.
Little V
Sell your diamond plates for CP.
Little V
"Lesson learned" theme activated.
Little V
Sell your goddamn bath water and make a fuckin' killing.
Little V
Hello, fellow...
Woolie
Hobos.
Little V
Dregs of society! I too am... downtrodden.
Woolie
Dude, it's the 80's. Even the homeless people are picky.
Little V
Hey, there you go. There's some CP after talking to the homeless people.
Little V
Before I even gave it to him. What if I said no? They gave me free CP... hold on a second.
Woolie
The question is, "Is this the David Cage flavor of noble hobos?"
Woolie
The "V" stands from the "Volcano", that was from my dad's last name. You can probably guess where the volcano part came from, if you know Sicilians.
Little V
True shogi players play for CP, after all.
Little V
The Essence of Hustle!
Woolie
Man, I'm like "His three styles are gonna be Thug, Hustle and Flow!"
Woolie
There's only two genders: men and menn't.
Little V
I go to a hostess club, and she's like, "Man, when are they gonna make Bloodborne 2?"
Woolie
Welcome to fuckin' Yakuza: The Experience.
Little V
Is this the goddamn Exar Kun armor all over again? Jesus Christ!
Little V
Listen, I'm no stranger to wearing, like, offensive clothes. I mean, I was a metalhead teenager, I had that fuckin' "Jesus is a cunt" T-shirt that everyone always had.
Little V
Why is there one shared life bar for this whole room? That's very suspicious!
Woolie
Shooreh pippi is even harder!
Woolie
This should've been the place where you spend your CP!
Woolie
At an extra $5.99 premium package, you can have the bat with the nails in it!
Little V
There you go! We call it the "shooreh pippi"!
Woolie
How many internment camps do you think were edited out of the Mulan movie while it aired?
Little V
Sephiroth summons Meteor! Here we fuckin' go!
Little V
I look forward to "Little V is Over" party later tonight or when the episode airs, we'll see.
Little V
I bet if you give her enough toys and enough dolls, you'll get some CP out of this.
Little V
These games predate me. I did not know OutRun existed until I played this game.
Little V
So it's just like the money is on my body right now.
Woolie
They're using the game to stare at the camera and be like, "Fuck you! Taxation is theft!"
Woolie
It's almost like the government are yakuza.
Woolie
By Japanese definition, we're both criminals.
Little V
Yep. I got a couple of black ladies on my back, huuuuuuge criminal!
Woolie
Pazaak: part 2.
Little V
No story progress can be made until birb acquired.
Little V
Ol' Captain Save-A-Ho Makimura!
Woolie
If you low angle geyser on the lady, you low angle on the boys!
Woolie
Y'know, equality for everyone, man.
Little V
Absolutely! Get the bulge in there, let's see the veins!
Woolie
Did your pants happen to say "Bring on all the fights!"?
Woolie
Woolie, did you just Heat Move a child?
Little V
Maybeeeeee... but that child had 35 million yen on him.
Woolie
Let's go, Benjamin Button, you fuckin' weirdo!
Woolie
You can't pilot the robot at 40.
Woolie
"Say it! Say it!" "I'm an idiot roll".
Woolie
I remember the time you were telling me about gutter oil.
Little V
Aquatic shakedowns.
Woolie
What is the price of a boner?
Woolie
"I will mamoru you!", breakdances furiously.
Woolie
Well, we're not sharing resources?
Woolie
Well, there is one resource we're sharing.
Little V
CP? ComPos?
Woolie
Hell yeah, dude, so much CP, showing between our main heroes.
Little V
They trade?!... Fuck that, fuck that shit.
Woolie
Powerbomb into American History X!
Woolie
Balls exposed on stream.
Little V
Remember, folks: if you ever have, like, a broken rib or heasvily bruised walking out of the fight, just drink some energy drinks, that'll bring you right back to fold.
Little V
All keisatsu are bastards.
Woolie
Also Kiryu, you dummy, dancing is foreplay.
Woolie
It's like, 'Sure, he's glowing with purple energy, but he's wearing glasses, so that's business energy'.
Woolie
There's also CP tied to getting in taxis, so if you get into enough taxis, you can get some CP out of it.
Little V
I'm in real estate, get fucked, children.
Little V
We were lost in our world of fun, and this kid just made it real!
Woolie
And you're 12 months from becoming a wizard, Harry.
Woolie
Cherryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Faitaaaaaaaaa!
Woolie
Someone else said, "You can't hide behind the 80s", and I say, yes, you fuckin' can. Have you seen the modern era?
Little V
Canada, Bakumatsu period.
Woolie
The door has accepted my deal!
Woolie
You've dropkicked CP out of this man.
Little V
I can't stop reading that name, it's Take-a-shita.
Little V
Bezos has entered the battle! Step down so that he can spend more time fighting.
Woolie
You know, if you think about it, a stun gun is a knife.
Woolie
We're sleeping under the desks tonight, boys!
Woolie
Woolie, would you like me to Guide Your Hips™?
Little V
My name is Ryu, I like long walks on the beach, water without ice... and fireballs! And jumping into Light-Fierce!
Woolie
It's like the noble journey to helping the stranger that the hero goes on is just about getting the dude's boner going.
Woolie
Masochistic Man has joined your team as a findom.
Woolie
Make sure to dropkick the chlidren. It's very important, so they learn their lesson.
Little V
Aggravated assault with a weapon is totally the actions of a really nice man once you get to know him.
Woolie
Awano, he's got what you call "dorippu".
Woolie
You don't have to dig for it, I can toss it up in the air for ya.
Woolie
I bet this man hates pineapple on his pizza and the word "moist".
Little V
It's crippling when girls are watching.
Woolie
I'll learn about my finishing blows so then I'll read a magazine about finishing blows... right over there.
Woolie
When you're desperate, everything works. Everything raises your Heat.
Little V
I'll learn about my finishing blows so then I'll read a magazine about finishing blows... right over there.
Woolie
Horrible experiments coming in from Japan... but what does it say, though?
Woolie
That's offensive to the eyes, I love it.
Little V
Apparently he has the same managing skills as a high-school girl selling panties.
Little V
Wheely-wheely, legs no feely!
Woolie
Yo, Ippo got shanked! Right in the middle of his training arc and everything.
Woolie
Normalize turkey outside of Thanksgiving.
Woolie
Nugget's alright! He's better than Krazy Kyo!
Woolie
30, 60, 90. You talk about Cross Tekken?
Woolie
Yeah, exactly. In fact, lame it out like it's Cross Tekken.
Little V
Also, I hate to break this to you, Kiryu, I don't think dry cleaning is gonna fix that suit. That's the poo water.
Little V
His grease is too powerful it's actually overtaking the sewage juice.
Little V
Kitten test failed, except... for people.
Woolie
Cutscene Kiryu is a different person completely. It's kind of insane how completely different he is.
Woolie
Wow, her aura is so strong that it actually killed some of your buzz.
Little V
And he went off to make soy faces forever.
Woolie
FYI, the leader of the opposite club of me thinks that I'm keeping a slave in his backyard.
Woolie
The Bruce Lee colors are the only thing that matters.
Woolie
Don't fight a tiger, that's stupid.
Little V
Castor Troy. My name is Castor Troy... weird hand gesture.
Woolie
I want to see all the idols, man.
Reggie
"Psychosomatic blindness", that's what they called it.
Woolie
Psychosomatic, addict, insane.
Reggie
As your lawyer, Reggie, I advise you to keep posting that shit.
Woolie
He can only fully jerk off if he has all three, three of a kind.
Woolie
1988 gooner tech.
Reggie
Two of a kind, and I'm edging.
Woolie
Okay, here's the problem: me. The problem is me. I can't design the club for fuckin' general audiences! You come into Club Woolie, you're getting Woolie cabaret shit. What the fuck am I supposed to do here?!
Woolie
You're now coming out in a mecha suit!
Reggie
YES! Unironically! Fuck!
Woolie
Don't worry, Yuki, we're getting you ready for granddads.
Reggie
She was the Karentarian before she became the Obatarian.
Woolie
This is where Woolie Madden gets up at Mandelay Bay and says "Nah, I'm good, I just took my 5, I'm happy with that".
Woolie
There you go.
Reggie
But as Majima in Sotenbori...
Woolie
My next trick: there is a ten thousand dollar bill under a pile of dog shit.
Woolie
A loud chiropractor pop, that's what it was, huh?
Reggie
That's it.
Woolie
Felt so good he came and passed out, that's what happened.
Reggie
Loosening up some tension.
Woolie
Ayo, you got a pimp?
Reggie
Jesus Christ?
Woolie
You sound like an asshole for not saying it like an asshole. There's no winning.
Woolie
I can take you. We can handle some gooners.
Woolie
Noooo.
Reggie
Did you knock your kids out any time you needed a private conversation or...?
Woolie
Oh no, he's ready for round 2.
Woolie
That didn't take long.
Reggie
Damn, I wasn't expecting a fuckfight, but... here we are. That pretty much counts.
Woolie
I mean the real lesson is that you gotta cater to them, not the other way around.
Woolie
He's not liking her.
Woolie
Dude, what?
Reggie
It says "poor"... no no, poor.
Woolie
"Poor" is broke.
Reggie
Oh, okay, okay.
Woolie
"Poor" means he's a broke ass motherfucker.
Reggie
And now that all the ladies have made me all this money, it's time to invest it in myself.
Woolie
Go for a swim.
Reggie
Right where I fish.
Woolie
And they're fish food now.
Reggie
It says "poor"... no no, poor.
Woolie as Hino
Uh, I'm sorry?
Reggie as a waiter
You heard me! Homicide! Am I paying you or not?
Woolie as Hino
Reggie's waking up next to the Obatarian if she promises meat and potatoes.
Woolie
I mean, last time I learned I can't be me, so I'll someone else.
Woolie
Be me.
Reggie
Yeah, sure. But you would've picked that too. I was you! You just failed!
Woolie
No, I wouldn't
Reggie
No-- shut the fu-- fuck off! Fuck right off!
Woolie
You got no proof, alright?!
Reggie
The opportunity to fuckin be like, to play moore myaah...
Woolie
Respect first and foremost.
Reggie
Oh, get outta here, bro! Who you lying to?!
Woolie
Damn, moms up front.
Woolie
Let's go!
Reggie
You tapped his butt like a third basement.
Reggie
Okay, Reggie, let's practice.
Woolie
Oh boy.
Reggie
Yo, what's up? Welcome to Canada! How y'all doing?
Woolie

Trivia[]

  • The music used for the Part 1 intro is "Baka Mitai" from the Yakuza 0 OST. The first episode featured a version sung by Woolie and Little V.
  • Episode 16 was instantly demonetized due to Little V describing an extremely edgy shirt he used to wear that said "Jesus is a cunt", so it had to be censored and re-uploaded.
  • The LP was put on hiatus due to the sponsored Yakuza: Like a Dragon quick look and Little V experiencing a series of unfortunate personal events, as well as moving out of Montreal and dealing with harsh remarks from Reddit users. The LP resumed in 2024, with Reggie replacing him.
  • The music used for the Part 2 intro is "Friday Night" from the Yakuza 0 OST.

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