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|name = <br>WoolieVs<br><br>Yakuza 0 |
|name = <br>WoolieVs<br><br>Yakuza 0 |
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+ | |image = file:Woolie VS Yakuza 0 Part 2.png |
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− | |caption = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= |
+ | |caption = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydGymlaYUUw&list=PLiSdC6Lp8c7NaXmR42wVmiIesupC2HT2r Watch this Let's Play on YouTube] |
|game = ''Yakuza 0'' |
|game = ''Yakuza 0'' |
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+ | |episodes = 48 (part 1) |
|controller = [[Woolie]] |
|controller = [[Woolie]] |
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|date = |
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+ | |length = 39:53:07 (part 1) |
− | |run = Dec 14, 2020 - }} |
+ | |run = Dec 14, 2020 - Mar 21, 2021 (part 1)<br>Feb 24, 2024 - (part 2)}} |
{{Quote|Woolie, it's the fuckin' 80's. Spend that fuckin' money, let's go!|{{H:title|Part 3|Little V}}}} |
{{Quote|Woolie, it's the fuckin' 80's. Spend that fuckin' money, let's go!|{{H:title|Part 3|Little V}}}} |
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− | '''WoolieVS Yakuza 0''' is a full Let's Play in which [[Woolie]] and [[Little V Mills]] take another trip to Japan, this time straight to the 80's, when exchanging CP was acceptable and fisting artists were a lucrative profession, and proceed to never kill anyone, study the bat, destroy Japan's economy |
+ | '''WoolieVS Yakuza 0''' is a full Let's Play in which [[Woolie]] and [[Little V Mills]], later reincarnated into [[Reggie]], take another trip to Japan, this time straight to the 80's, when exchanging CP was acceptable and fisting artists were a lucrative profession, and proceed to never kill anyone, study the bat, destroy Japan's economy |
== About == |
== About == |
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− | {{Quoter|New Woolie VS shirts! https://store.roosterteeth.com/products/woolie-vs-logo-t-shirt<br/>Woolie VS Tip Jar: https://streamlabs.com/woolieversus/tip<br/><br/>Featuring:<br/>Woolie https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz<br/>Little V https://www.youtube.com/user/LittleVMills<br/><br/>Edited by Minh https://twitch.tv/SoushinSen<br/>Intro by Minh and Little V|Video description}} |
+ | {{Quoter|New Woolie VS shirts! https://store.roosterteeth.com/products/woolie-vs-logo-t-shirt<br/>Woolie VS Tip Jar: https://streamlabs.com/woolieversus/tip<br/><br/>Featuring:<br/>Woolie https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz<br/>Little V https://www.youtube.com/user/LittleVMills<br/><br/>Edited by Minh https://twitch.tv/SoushinSen<br/>Intro by Minh and Little V|Video description - Part 1}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Death Metal Shirts! https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/castle-super-beast<br/>Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@woolievsthealgorithm<br/>Woolie VS Tip Jar: https://streamlabs.com/woolieversus/tip<br/><br/>Featuring:<br/>Woolie https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz<br/>Reggie https://twitter.com/MTL_Reggie<br/><br/>Edited by Minh https://twitter.com/SoushinSen|Video description - Part 2}} |
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== Quotes == |
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{{Quoter|We're sleeping under the desks tonight, boys!|{{H:title|Part 35|Woolie}}}} |
{{Quoter|We're sleeping under the desks tonight, boys!|{{H:title|Part 35|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Woolie, would you like me to Guide Your Hips™?|{{H:title|Part 36|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|My name is Ryu, I like long walks on the beach, water without ice... and fireballs! And jumping into Light-Fierce!|{{H:title|Part 36|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|It's like the noble journey to helping the stranger that the hero goes on is just about getting the dude's boner going.|{{H:title|Part 37|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Masochistic Man has joined your team as a findom.|{{H:title|Part 37|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Make sure to dropkick the chlidren. It's very important, so they learn their lesson.|{{H:title|Part 38|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Aggravated assault with a weapon is totally the actions of a really nice man once you get to know him.|{{H:title|Part 38|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Awano, he's got what you call "dorippu".|{{H:title|Part 39|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|You don't have to dig for it, I can toss it up in the air for ya.|{{H:title|Part 39|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I bet this man hates pineapple on his pizza and the word "moist".|{{H:title|Part 40|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|It's crippling when girls are watching.|{{H:title|Part 40|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I'll learn about my finishing blows so then I'll read a magazine about finishing blows... right over there.|{{H:title|Part 41|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|When you're desperate, everything works. Everything raises your Heat.|{{H:title|Part 41|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I'll learn about my finishing blows so then I'll read a magazine about finishing blows... right over there.|{{H:title|Part 41|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Horrible experiments coming in from Japan... but what does it say, though?|{{H:title|Part 42|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|That's offensive to the eyes, I love it.|{{H:title|Part 42|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Apparently he has the same managing skills as a high-school girl selling panties.|{{H:title|Part 42|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Wheely-wheely, legs no feely!|{{H:title|Part 42|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Yo, Ippo got shanked! Right in the middle of his training arc and everything.|{{H:title|Part 43|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Normalize turkey outside of Thanksgiving.|{{H:title|Part 43|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Nugget's alright! He's better than Krazy Kyo!|{{H:title|Part 44|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|30, 60, 90. You talk about [[Street Fighter X Tekken|Cross Tekken]]?|{{H:title|Part 44|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Yeah, exactly. In fact, lame it out like it's Cross Tekken.|{{H:title|Part 44|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Also, I hate to break this to you, Kiryu, I don't think dry cleaning is gonna fix that suit. That's the poo water.|{{H:title|Part 45|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|His grease is too powerful it's actually overtaking the sewage juice.|{{H:title|Part 45|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Kitten test failed, except... for people.|{{H:title|Part 45|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Cutscene Kiryu is a different person completely. It's kind of insane how completely different he is.|{{H:title|Part 45|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Wow, her aura is so strong that it actually killed some of your buzz.|{{H:title|Part 46|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|And he went off to make soy faces forever.|{{H:title|Part 46|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|FYI, the leader of the opposite club of me thinks that I'm keeping a slave in his backyard.|{{H:title|Part 47|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|The Bruce Lee colors are the only thing that matters.|{{H:title|Part 47|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Don't fight a tiger, that's stupid.|{{H:title|Part 48|Little V}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Castor Troy. My name is Castor Troy... weird hand gesture.|{{H:title|Part 48|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I want to see all the idols, man.|{{H:title|Part 49|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|"Psychosomatic blindness", that's what they called it.|{{H:title|Part 49|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Psychosomatic, addict, insane.|{{H:title|Part 49|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|As your lawyer, Reggie, I advise you to keep posting that shit.|{{H:title|Part 50|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|He can only fully jerk off if he has all three, three of a kind.|{{H:title|Part 50|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|1988 gooner tech.|{{H:title|Part 50|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Two of a kind, and I'm edging.|{{H:title|Part 50|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Okay, here's the problem: me. The problem is me. I can't design the club for fuckin' general audiences! You come into Club Woolie, you're getting Woolie cabaret shit. What the fuck am I supposed to do here?!|{{H:title|Part 51|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|You're now coming out in a mecha suit!|{{H:title|Part 51|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|YES! Unironically! Fuck!|{{H:title|Part 51|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Don't worry, Yuki, we're getting you ready for granddads.|{{H:title|Part 51|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|She was the Karentarian before she became the Obatarian.|{{H:title|Part 52|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|This is where Woolie Madden gets up at Mandelay Bay and says "Nah, I'm good, I just took my 5, I'm happy with that".|{{H:title|Part 52|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|There you go.|{{H:title|Part 52|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|But as Majima in Sotenbori...|{{H:title|Part 52|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|My next trick: there is a ten thousand dollar bill under a pile of dog shit.|{{H:title|Part 53|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|A loud chiropractor pop, that's what it was, huh?|{{H:title|Part 53|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|That's it.|{{H:title|Part 53|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Felt so good he came and passed out, that's what happened.|{{H:title|Part 53|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Loosening up some tension.|{{H:title|Part 53|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Ayo, you got a pimp?|{{H:title|Part 53|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Jesus Christ?|{{H:title|Part 53|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|You sound like an asshole for not saying it like an asshole. There's no winning.|{{H:title|Part 53|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I can take you. We can handle some gooners.|{{H:title|Part 54|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Noooo.|{{H:title|Part 54|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Did you knock your kids out any time you needed a private conversation or...?|{{H:title|Part 54|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Oh no, he's ready for round 2.|{{H:title|Part 55|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|That didn't take long.|{{H:title|Part 55|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Damn, I wasn't expecting a fuckfight, but... here we are. That pretty much counts.|{{H:title|Part 55|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I mean the real lesson is that you gotta cater to them, not the other way around.|{{H:title|Part 56|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|He's not liking her.|{{H:title|Part 56|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Dude, what?|{{H:title|Part 56|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|It says "poor"... no no, poor.|{{H:title|Part 56|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|"Poor" is broke.|{{H:title|Part 56|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Oh, okay, okay.|{{H:title|Part 56|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|"Poor" means he's a broke ass motherfucker.|{{H:title|Part 56|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|And now that all the ladies have made me all this money, it's time to invest it in myself.|{{H:title|Part 57|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Go for a swim.|{{H:title|Part 57|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Right where I fish.|{{H:title|Part 57|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|And they're fish food now.|{{H:title|Part 57|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|It says "poor"... no no, poor.|{{H:title|Part 58|Woolie as Hino}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Uh, I'm sorry?|{{H:title|Part 58|Reggie as a waiter}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|You heard me! Homicide! Am I paying you or not?|{{H:title|Part 58|Woolie as Hino}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Reggie's waking up next to the Obatarian if she promises meat and potatoes.|{{H:title|Part 58|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I mean, last time I learned I can't be me, so I'll someone else.|{{H:title|Part 58|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Be me.|{{H:title|Part 58|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Yeah, sure. But you would've picked that too. I was you! You just failed!|{{H:title|Part 58|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|No, I wouldn't|{{H:title|Part 58|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|No-- shut the fu-- fuck off! Fuck right off!|{{H:title|Part 58|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|You got no proof, alright?!|{{H:title|Part 58|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|The opportunity to fuckin be like, to play moore myaah...|{{H:title|Part 58|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Respect first and foremost.|{{H:title|Part 58|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Oh, get outta here, bro! Who you lying to?!|{{H:title|Part 58|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Damn, moms up front.|{{H:title|Part 58|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Let's go!|{{H:title|Part 58|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|You tapped his butt like a third basement.|{{H:title|Part 59|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Okay, Reggie, let's practice.|{{H:title|Part 59|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Oh boy.|{{H:title|Part 59|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Yo, what's up? Welcome to Canada! How y'all doing?|{{H:title|Part 59|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|All hostesses are queens. If she's a Bronze, she a thot!|{{H:title|Part 60|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Oh man, those Michelin stars were earned with blood.|{{H:title|Part 60|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|That's the work power of four hos... that's Shiho.|{{H:title|Part 60|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Off streets, you're meeting Bronzes, but when you pay the money at the shrine, The Silvers and Golds come to you.|{{H:title|Part 60|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Here I thought we were playing Yakuza, turns out I gotta choose what is the nature of a man... or what can change the nature of a man, excuse me.|{{H:title|Part 60|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I'm a man of many talents... I can kill a nıgga too!|{{H:title|Part 60|Reggie as Majima}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Leave Jiren to her.|{{H:title|Part 61|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Let's rename ourselves.|{{H:title|Part 61|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Let's rebrand!|{{H:title|Part 61|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|From Bar Diana to Toto's Chicken.|{{H:title|Part 61|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Damn, you're not Silver. Eugh.|{{H:title|Part 62|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|More like Plastic.|{{H:title|Part 62|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Eren Simper.|{{H:title|Part 62|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Maybe you could send an agent...|{{H:title|Part 63|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Fuck that fuck that fuck that forever.|{{H:title|Part 63|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|F that forever.|{{H:title|Part 63|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|No, not forever, but fuck that on camera forever. Are we trying to do shit or are we trying to do shit?|{{H:title|Part 63|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Game recognize game, and you're looking kinda unfamiliar right now.|{{H:title|Part 63|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Club Sunshine, shine bright!|{{H:title|Part 63|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|There we go.|{{H:title|Part 63|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Ain't no life on Mars.|{{H:title|Part 63|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Upgrade the club with CP.|{{H:title|Part 63|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|No, I've never seen Shizuku in... "Wet Soap Opera 29". What?|{{H:title|Part 64|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Was it already chocolate? Yeah, okay, I think it was.|{{H:title|Part 64|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I guess the tables change or something.|{{H:title|Part 64|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Mark Henry comes through the door.|{{H:title|Part 64|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I thought we were gonna go throughl, like, "Poor", "Average", then like "N-Rich"... and then eventually "Rich".|{{H:title|Part 65|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Baller.|{{H:title|Part 65|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Shot-caller.|{{H:title|Part 65|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|You're poor... you don't deserve Ai.|{{H:title|Part 65|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Damn.|{{H:title|Part 65|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|You don't deserve love.|{{H:title|Part 65|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Gerontophilia is a thing. Go get it. Go get it, girl.|{{H:title|Part 66|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Do you even have a daughter or was that a lie? At this point I don't even fuckin' know, man. Jesus.|{{H:title|Part 66|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Never seen a boob.|{{H:title|Part 66|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Never seen a boob.|{{H:title|Part 66|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I didn't wanna go with you, but I guess we'll go with second place.|{{H:title|Part 67|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Welcome to Club Karoshi.|{{H:title|Part 67|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|You want the kids to stop working too? That way we're going nowhere!|{{H:title|Part 67|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|GalWorld!|{{H:title|Part 67|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Ship it! Ship it!|{{H:title|Part 67|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Bronzes don't get human rights.|{{H:title|Part 67|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Let's go, sloppy girls. I'm with it.|{{H:title|Part 67|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Somewhere, deep inside, Goro Majima cannot resist the urge.|{{H:title|Part 68|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Eventually, Shadow of the Obatarian will occur.|{{H:title|Part 68|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Jesus Christ, you gotta watch all the porn? Really?|{{H:title|Part 69|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Become a fuckin' gooner?|{{H:title|Part 69|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I just want you to stop and think about your choices in life and your job right now.|{{H:title|Part 69|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I think I peaked. I think I actually peaked.|{{H:title|Part 69|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Bruh, just go to the gas station and get yourself a Stree Overlord. The fuck are we doing?|{{H:title|Part 69|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|They're sensible New Balances... when you get too old to care about style.|{{H:title|Part 70|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|That's where I'm at.|{{H:title|Part 70|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Yeah. When the only drip that matters is the fuckin' skin hanging off your guts.|{{H:title|Part 70|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|[[Disco Elysium|Dolce Kamiya is helping me find my gun]].|{{H:title|Part 70|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|I'm high off that Staminan Royale, two X Sotenbori piss bottles, and you can't stop me!|{{H:title|Part 71|Reggie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|We smokin' those Gandhara runts.|{{H:title|Part 71|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Subscribe to the Cabaret University. Get your cabaret game up.|{{H:title|Part 72|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|There was a Sporty Spice, was there not? Therefore, there is a category there. Something for everybody.|{{H:title|Part 72|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Average is the new poor. How 'bout that?|{{H:title|Part 73|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|Etsuko in the clutch. She never washes that sweater.|{{H:title|Part 73|Woolie}}}} |
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+ | {{Quoter|It's the musk, you know. That's what works.|{{H:title|Part 73|Reggie}}}} |
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== Trivia == |
== Trivia == |
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− | *The music used for the intro is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rJFbWrK3Y "Baka Mitai"] from the ''Yakuza 0'' OST. The first episode featured a version sung by Woolie and Little V. |
+ | *The music used for the Part 1 intro is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rJFbWrK3Y "Baka Mitai"] from the ''Yakuza 0'' OST. The first episode featured a version sung by Woolie and Little V. |
* Episode 16 was instantly demonetized due to Little V describing an extremely edgy shirt he used to wear that said "Jesus is a cunt", [https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz/status/1346284356680167427 so it had to be censored and re-uploaded]. |
* Episode 16 was instantly demonetized due to Little V describing an extremely edgy shirt he used to wear that said "Jesus is a cunt", [https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz/status/1346284356680167427 so it had to be censored and re-uploaded]. |
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+ | * The LP was put on hiatus due to the sponsored ''[[Yakuza: Like a Dragon]]'' quick look and Little V experiencing a series of unfortunate personal events, as well as moving out of Montreal and dealing with harsh remarks from Reddit users. The LP resumed in 2024, with [[Reggie]] replacing him. |
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+ | *The music used for the Part 2 intro is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaNmV7Sx5_M "Friday Night"] from the ''Yakuza 0'' OST. |
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+ | == Gallery == |
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+ | <gallery spacing="small"> |
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+ | Woolie_VS_Yakuza_0.png|Part 1 title card |
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+ | Yakuza_0_Oh_no.png|Woolie and V lose it when Kiryu uses kids in a S&M practice session in part thirty-six |
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+ | Y0_Reggie.png|The secret Reggie head to censor "thuggery" in part forty |
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+ | Yakuza 0 Reggima.png|Woolie and Reggie cosplaying Kiryu and Majima |
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+ | </gallery> |
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[[Category:Woolie and Little V]] |
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+ | [[Category:WoolieVersus]] |
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+ | [[Category:WoolieVersus Full Let's Plays]] |
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[[Category:2020]] |
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WoolieVs Yakuza 0
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Game | Yakuza 0 |
Episodes | 48 (part 1) |
Combined Length | 39:53:07 (part 1) |
Original Run | Dec 14, 2020 - Mar 21, 2021 (part 1) Feb 24, 2024 - (part 2) |
Controller | Woolie |
“Woolie, it's the fuckin' 80's. Spend that fuckin' money, let's go!” — Little V
WoolieVS Yakuza 0 is a full Let's Play in which Woolie and Little V Mills, later reincarnated into Reggie, take another trip to Japan, this time straight to the 80's, when exchanging CP was acceptable and fisting artists were a lucrative profession, and proceed to never kill anyone, study the bat, destroy Japan's economy
About[]
- “New Woolie VS shirts! https://store.roosterteeth.com/products/woolie-vs-logo-t-shirt
Woolie VS Tip Jar: https://streamlabs.com/woolieversus/tip
Featuring:
Woolie https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz
Little V https://www.youtube.com/user/LittleVMills
Edited by Minh https://twitch.tv/SoushinSen
Intro by Minh and Little V” - — Video description - Part 1
- “Death Metal Shirts! https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/castle-super-beast
Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@woolievsthealgorithm
Woolie VS Tip Jar: https://streamlabs.com/woolieversus/tip
Featuring:
Woolie https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz
Reggie https://twitter.com/MTL_Reggie
Edited by Minh https://twitter.com/SoushinSen” - — Video description - Part 2
Quotes[]
- “You come at the king, you best come correct!”
- — Woolie
- “Never killed anybody, though.”
- — Woolie
- “Never. Never once.”
- — Little V
- “I am getting a very, very pure Crime Ryu aura from this man, and I am also getting him alongside Leon and Dante in the "What is sex?" club.”
- — Woolie
- “Swords unsheathed, 'cause shots don't get fired.”
- — Woolie
- “You wanna mess with the Japanese branch of Latin Kings?”
- — Woolie
- “Hey, press the X X X and the Y Y Y.”
- — Little V
- “Oh yeah, we're gonna start collecting CP, I forgot about that.”
- — Little V
- “I like cheese pizza.”
- — Woolie
- “Big soupin'! All night soupin'!”
- — Woolie
- “Fuckin' Johnny Sack over here, the New York boys.”
- — Woolie
- “You're a skeezy old fuck, but you're teaching me cool shit, dude.”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, it's the fuckin' 80's. Spend that fuckin' money, let's go!”
- — Little V
- “Okay, the pavement's made of coke, and underneath it there's the Jenova floor...”
- — Woolie
- “Yep.”
- — Little V
- “But beneath that floor there's the dog racing track and the casino.”
- — Woolie
- “This is the world where the priviliged have pores and creases.”
- — Woolie
- “This just became a PVP zone!”
- — Woolie
- “Formal attire plus warlord glasses, gotta be a yakuza boss.”
- — Woolie
- “Crime rules!”
- — Woolie
- “Crime is the best!”
- — Little V
- “Shakedown, shakedown! Shakedown, shakedown!”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, he didn't just take your money, he took your batteries.”
- — Little V
- “You cannot believe how tight that kigu was! Mad clench!”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, I'm the white one.”
- — Little V
- “Let's be honest: if there is ever a Gang-Star in this fuckin' world, it's fuckin' Kiryu.”
- — Little V
- “He's on the streets right now! COVID Shakedown appears!”
- — Woolie
- “COVID with a fedora and a blazer.”
- — Little V
- “Okay, but if you beat it, though, how much fuckin' money do you get?”
- — Woolie
- “All of it. All the money it's zapped from the world economy.”
- — Little V
- “Oh, Jesus, that's worth it!”
- — Woolie
- “I think that would be worth it, if you could fight it. Jesus.”
- — Little V
- “Just get the pattern down! Just hard cut to your body dead in the fuckin' streets, like, arm twisted backwards upside-down, like, embarrassing death pose.”
- — Woolie
- “Guys, Mina-chan is sus.”
- — Little V
- “Be sure to subscribe to her Turbo-tier.”
- — Woolie
- “Leave Jiren to him!”
- — Woolie
- “Bath water over the waterfall falling on my head, then I can get the purest training!”
- — Woolie
- “The Kink Shame Royal Guard has arrived!”
- — Woolie
- “No more sun for Canada. Sun is illegal.”
- — Little V
- “Sell your diamond plates for CP.”
- — Little V
- “"Lesson learned" theme activated.”
- — Little V
- “Sell your goddamn bath water and make a fuckin' killing.”
- — Little V
- “Hello, fellow...”
- — Woolie
- “Hobos.”
- — Little V
- “Dregs of society! I too am... downtrodden.”
- — Woolie
- “Dude, it's the 80's. Even the homeless people are picky.”
- — Little V
- “Hey, there you go. There's some CP after talking to the homeless people.”
- — Little V
- “Before I even gave it to him. What if I said no? They gave me free CP... hold on a second.”
- — Woolie
- “The question is, "Is this the David Cage flavor of noble hobos?"”
- — Woolie
- “The "V" stands from the "Volcano", that was from my dad's last name. You can probably guess where the volcano part came from, if you know Sicilians.”
- — Little V
- “True shogi players play for CP, after all.”
- — Little V
- “The Essence of Hustle!”
- — Woolie
- “Man, I'm like "His three styles are gonna be Thug, Hustle and Flow!"”
- — Woolie
- “There's only two genders: men and menn't.”
- — Little V
- “I go to a hostess club, and she's like, "Man, when are they gonna make Bloodborne 2?"”
- — Woolie
- “Welcome to fuckin' Yakuza: The Experience.”
- — Little V
- “Is this the goddamn Exar Kun armor all over again? Jesus Christ!”
- — Little V
- “Listen, I'm no stranger to wearing, like, offensive clothes. I mean, I was a metalhead teenager, I had that fuckin' "Jesus is a cunt" T-shirt that everyone always had.”
- — Little V
- “Why is there one shared life bar for this whole room? That's very suspicious!”
- — Woolie
- “Shooreh pippi is even harder!”
- — Woolie
- “This should've been the place where you spend your CP!”
- — Woolie
- “At an extra $5.99 premium package, you can have the bat with the nails in it!”
- — Little V
- “There you go! We call it the "shooreh pippi"!”
- — Woolie
- “How many internment camps do you think were edited out of the Mulan movie while it aired?”
- — Little V
- “Sephiroth summons Meteor! Here we fuckin' go!”
- — Little V
- “I look forward to "Little V is Over" party later tonight or when the episode airs, we'll see.”
- — Little V
- “I bet if you give her enough toys and enough dolls, you'll get some CP out of this.”
- — Little V
- “These games predate me. I did not know OutRun existed until I played this game.”
- — Little V
- “So it's just like the money is on my body right now.”
- — Woolie
- “They're using the game to stare at the camera and be like, "Fuck you! Taxation is theft!"”
- — Woolie
- “It's almost like the government are yakuza.”
- — Woolie
- “By Japanese definition, we're both criminals.”
- — Little V
- “Yep. I got a couple of black ladies on my back, huuuuuuge criminal!”
- — Woolie
- “Pazaak: part 2.”
- — Little V
- “No story progress can be made until birb acquired.”
- — Little V
- “Ol' Captain Save-A-Ho Makimura!”
- — Woolie
- “If you low angle geyser on the lady, you low angle on the boys!”
- — Woolie
- “Y'know, equality for everyone, man.”
- — Little V
- “Absolutely! Get the bulge in there, let's see the veins!”
- — Woolie
- “Did your pants happen to say "Bring on all the fights!"?”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, did you just Heat Move a child?”
- — Little V
- “Maybeeeeee... but that child had 35 million yen on him.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's go, Benjamin Button, you fuckin' weirdo!”
- — Woolie
- “You can't pilot the robot at 40.”
- — Woolie
- “"Say it! Say it!" "I'm an idiot roll".”
- — Woolie
- “I remember the time you were telling me about gutter oil.”
- — Little V
- “Aquatic shakedowns.”
- — Woolie
- “What is the price of a boner?”
- — Woolie
- “"I will mamoru you!", breakdances furiously.”
- — Woolie
- “Well, we're not sharing resources?”
- — Woolie
- “Well, there is one resource we're sharing.”
- — Little V
- “CP? ComPos?”
- — Woolie
- “Hell yeah, dude, so much CP, showing between our main heroes.”
- — Little V
- “They trade?!... Fuck that, fuck that shit.”
- — Woolie
- “Powerbomb into American History X!”
- — Woolie
- “Balls exposed on stream.”
- — Little V
- “Remember, folks: if you ever have, like, a broken rib or heasvily bruised walking out of the fight, just drink some energy drinks, that'll bring you right back to fold.”
- — Little V
- “All keisatsu are bastards.”
- — Woolie
- “Also Kiryu, you dummy, dancing is foreplay.”
- — Woolie
- “It's like, 'Sure, he's glowing with purple energy, but he's wearing glasses, so that's business energy'.”
- — Woolie
- “There's also CP tied to getting in taxis, so if you get into enough taxis, you can get some CP out of it.”
- — Little V
- “I'm in real estate, get fucked, children.”
- — Little V
- “We were lost in our world of fun, and this kid just made it real!”
- — Woolie
- “And you're 12 months from becoming a wizard, Harry.”
- — Woolie
- “Cherryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Faitaaaaaaaaa!”
- — Woolie
- “Someone else said, "You can't hide behind the 80s", and I say, yes, you fuckin' can. Have you seen the modern era?”
- — Little V
- “Canada, Bakumatsu period.”
- — Woolie
- “The door has accepted my deal!”
- — Woolie
- “You've dropkicked CP out of this man.”
- — Little V
- “I can't stop reading that name, it's Take-a-shita.”
- — Little V
- “Bezos has entered the battle! Step down so that he can spend more time fighting.”
- — Woolie
- “You know, if you think about it, a stun gun is a knife.”
- — Woolie
- “We're sleeping under the desks tonight, boys!”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, would you like me to Guide Your Hips™?”
- — Little V
- “My name is Ryu, I like long walks on the beach, water without ice... and fireballs! And jumping into Light-Fierce!”
- — Woolie
- “It's like the noble journey to helping the stranger that the hero goes on is just about getting the dude's boner going.”
- — Woolie
- “Masochistic Man has joined your team as a findom.”
- — Woolie
- “Make sure to dropkick the chlidren. It's very important, so they learn their lesson.”
- — Little V
- “Aggravated assault with a weapon is totally the actions of a really nice man once you get to know him.”
- — Woolie
- “Awano, he's got what you call "dorippu".”
- — Woolie
- “You don't have to dig for it, I can toss it up in the air for ya.”
- — Woolie
- “I bet this man hates pineapple on his pizza and the word "moist".”
- — Little V
- “It's crippling when girls are watching.”
- — Woolie
- “I'll learn about my finishing blows so then I'll read a magazine about finishing blows... right over there.”
- — Woolie
- “When you're desperate, everything works. Everything raises your Heat.”
- — Little V
- “I'll learn about my finishing blows so then I'll read a magazine about finishing blows... right over there.”
- — Woolie
- “Horrible experiments coming in from Japan... but what does it say, though?”
- — Woolie
- “That's offensive to the eyes, I love it.”
- — Little V
- “Apparently he has the same managing skills as a high-school girl selling panties.”
- — Little V
- “Wheely-wheely, legs no feely!”
- — Woolie
- “Yo, Ippo got shanked! Right in the middle of his training arc and everything.”
- — Woolie
- “Normalize turkey outside of Thanksgiving.”
- — Woolie
- “Nugget's alright! He's better than Krazy Kyo!”
- — Woolie
- “30, 60, 90. You talk about Cross Tekken?”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, exactly. In fact, lame it out like it's Cross Tekken.”
- — Little V
- “Also, I hate to break this to you, Kiryu, I don't think dry cleaning is gonna fix that suit. That's the poo water.”
- — Little V
- “His grease is too powerful it's actually overtaking the sewage juice.”
- — Little V
- “Kitten test failed, except... for people.”
- — Woolie
- “Cutscene Kiryu is a different person completely. It's kind of insane how completely different he is.”
- — Woolie
- “Wow, her aura is so strong that it actually killed some of your buzz.”
- — Little V
- “And he went off to make soy faces forever.”
- — Woolie
- “FYI, the leader of the opposite club of me thinks that I'm keeping a slave in his backyard.”
- — Woolie
- “The Bruce Lee colors are the only thing that matters.”
- — Woolie
- “Don't fight a tiger, that's stupid.”
- — Little V
- “Castor Troy. My name is Castor Troy... weird hand gesture.”
- — Woolie
- “I want to see all the idols, man.”
- — Reggie
- “"Psychosomatic blindness", that's what they called it.”
- — Woolie
- “Psychosomatic, addict, insane.”
- — Reggie
- “As your lawyer, Reggie, I advise you to keep posting that shit.”
- — Woolie
- “He can only fully jerk off if he has all three, three of a kind.”
- — Woolie
- “1988 gooner tech.”
- — Reggie
- “Two of a kind, and I'm edging.”
- — Woolie
- “Okay, here's the problem: me. The problem is me. I can't design the club for fuckin' general audiences! You come into Club Woolie, you're getting Woolie cabaret shit. What the fuck am I supposed to do here?!”
- — Woolie
- “You're now coming out in a mecha suit!”
- — Reggie
- “YES! Unironically! Fuck!”
- — Woolie
- “Don't worry, Yuki, we're getting you ready for granddads.”
- — Reggie
- “She was the Karentarian before she became the Obatarian.”
- — Woolie
- “This is where Woolie Madden gets up at Mandelay Bay and says "Nah, I'm good, I just took my 5, I'm happy with that".”
- — Woolie
- “There you go.”
- — Reggie
- “But as Majima in Sotenbori...”
- — Woolie
- “My next trick: there is a ten thousand dollar bill under a pile of dog shit.”
- — Woolie
- “A loud chiropractor pop, that's what it was, huh?”
- — Reggie
- “That's it.”
- — Woolie
- “Felt so good he came and passed out, that's what happened.”
- — Reggie
- “Loosening up some tension.”
- — Woolie
- “Ayo, you got a pimp?”
- — Reggie
- “Jesus Christ?”
- — Woolie
- “You sound like an asshole for not saying it like an asshole. There's no winning.”
- — Woolie
- “I can take you. We can handle some gooners.”
- — Woolie
- “Noooo.”
- — Reggie
- “Did you knock your kids out any time you needed a private conversation or...?”
- — Woolie
- “Oh no, he's ready for round 2.”
- — Woolie
- “That didn't take long.”
- — Reggie
- “Damn, I wasn't expecting a fuckfight, but... here we are. That pretty much counts.”
- — Woolie
- “I mean the real lesson is that you gotta cater to them, not the other way around.”
- — Woolie
- “He's not liking her.”
- — Woolie
- “Dude, what?”
- — Reggie
- “It says "poor"... no no, poor.”
- — Woolie
- “"Poor" is broke.”
- — Reggie
- “Oh, okay, okay.”
- — Woolie
- “"Poor" means he's a broke ass motherfucker.”
- — Reggie
- “And now that all the ladies have made me all this money, it's time to invest it in myself.”
- — Woolie
- “Go for a swim.”
- — Reggie
- “Right where I fish.”
- — Woolie
- “And they're fish food now.”
- — Reggie
- “It says "poor"... no no, poor.”
- — Woolie as Hino
- “Uh, I'm sorry?”
- — Reggie as a waiter
- “You heard me! Homicide! Am I paying you or not?”
- — Woolie as Hino
- “Reggie's waking up next to the Obatarian if she promises meat and potatoes.”
- — Woolie
- “I mean, last time I learned I can't be me, so I'll someone else.”
- — Woolie
- “Be me.”
- — Reggie
- “Yeah, sure. But you would've picked that too. I was you! You just failed!”
- — Woolie
- “No, I wouldn't”
- — Reggie
- “No-- shut the fu-- fuck off! Fuck right off!”
- — Woolie
- “You got no proof, alright?!”
- — Reggie
- “The opportunity to fuckin be like, to play moore myaah...”
- — Woolie
- “Respect first and foremost.”
- — Reggie
- “Oh, get outta here, bro! Who you lying to?!”
- — Woolie
- “Damn, moms up front.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's go!”
- — Reggie
- “You tapped his butt like a third basement.”
- — Reggie
- “Okay, Reggie, let's practice.”
- — Woolie
- “Oh boy.”
- — Reggie
- “Yo, what's up? Welcome to Canada! How y'all doing?”
- — Woolie
- “All hostesses are queens. If she's a Bronze, she a thot!”
- — Reggie
- “Oh man, those Michelin stars were earned with blood.”
- — Woolie
- “That's the work power of four hos... that's Shiho.”
- — Reggie
- “Off streets, you're meeting Bronzes, but when you pay the money at the shrine, The Silvers and Golds come to you.”
- — Woolie
- “Here I thought we were playing Yakuza, turns out I gotta choose what is the nature of a man... or what can change the nature of a man, excuse me.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm a man of many talents... I can kill a nıgga too!”
- — Reggie as Majima
- “Leave Jiren to her.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's rename ourselves.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's rebrand!”
- — Reggie
- “From Bar Diana to Toto's Chicken.”
- — Woolie
- “Damn, you're not Silver. Eugh.”
- — Reggie
- “More like Plastic.”
- — Woolie
- “Eren Simper.”
- — Woolie
- “Maybe you could send an agent...”
- — Reggie
- “Fuck that fuck that fuck that forever.”
- — Woolie
- “F that forever.”
- — Reggie
- “No, not forever, but fuck that on camera forever. Are we trying to do shit or are we trying to do shit?”
- — Woolie
- “Game recognize game, and you're looking kinda unfamiliar right now.”
- — Woolie
- “Club Sunshine, shine bright!”
- — Reggie
- “There we go.”
- — Woolie
- “Ain't no life on Mars.”
- — Reggie
- “Upgrade the club with CP.”
- — Woolie
- “No, I've never seen Shizuku in... "Wet Soap Opera 29". What?”
- — Reggie
- “Was it already chocolate? Yeah, okay, I think it was.”
- — Woolie
- “I guess the tables change or something.”
- — Reggie
- “Mark Henry comes through the door.”
- — Woolie
- “I thought we were gonna go throughl, like, "Poor", "Average", then like "N-Rich"... and then eventually "Rich".”
- — Woolie
- “Baller.”
- — Reggie
- “Shot-caller.”
- — Woolie
- “You're poor... you don't deserve Ai.”
- — Woolie
- “Damn.”
- — Reggie
- “You don't deserve love.”
- — Woolie
- “Gerontophilia is a thing. Go get it. Go get it, girl.”
- — Reggie
- “Do you even have a daughter or was that a lie? At this point I don't even fuckin' know, man. Jesus.”
- — Woolie
- “Never seen a boob.”
- — Reggie
- “Never seen a boob.”
- — Woolie
- “I didn't wanna go with you, but I guess we'll go with second place.”
- — Woolie
- “Welcome to Club Karoshi.”
- — Woolie
- “You want the kids to stop working too? That way we're going nowhere!”
- — Reggie
- “GalWorld!”
- — Woolie
- “Ship it! Ship it!”
- — Reggie
- “Bronzes don't get human rights.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's go, sloppy girls. I'm with it.”
- — Reggie
- “Somewhere, deep inside, Goro Majima cannot resist the urge.”
- — Woolie
- “Eventually, Shadow of the Obatarian will occur.”
- — Woolie
- “Jesus Christ, you gotta watch all the porn? Really?”
- — Woolie
- “Become a fuckin' gooner?”
- — Woolie
- “I just want you to stop and think about your choices in life and your job right now.”
- — Woolie
- “I think I peaked. I think I actually peaked.”
- — Reggie
- “Bruh, just go to the gas station and get yourself a Stree Overlord. The fuck are we doing?”
- — Woolie
- “They're sensible New Balances... when you get too old to care about style.”
- — Woolie
- “That's where I'm at.”
- — Reggie
- “Yeah. When the only drip that matters is the fuckin' skin hanging off your guts.”
- — Woolie
- “Dolce Kamiya is helping me find my gun.”
- — Reggie
- “I'm high off that Staminan Royale, two X Sotenbori piss bottles, and you can't stop me!”
- — Reggie
- “We smokin' those Gandhara runts.”
- — Woolie
- “Subscribe to the Cabaret University. Get your cabaret game up.”
- — Woolie
- “There was a Sporty Spice, was there not? Therefore, there is a category there. Something for everybody.”
- — Woolie
- “Average is the new poor. How 'bout that?”
- — Woolie
- “Etsuko in the clutch. She never washes that sweater.”
- — Woolie
- “It's the musk, you know. That's what works.”
- — Reggie
Trivia[]
- The music used for the Part 1 intro is "Baka Mitai" from the Yakuza 0 OST. The first episode featured a version sung by Woolie and Little V.
- Episode 16 was instantly demonetized due to Little V describing an extremely edgy shirt he used to wear that said "Jesus is a cunt", so it had to be censored and re-uploaded.
- The LP was put on hiatus due to the sponsored Yakuza: Like a Dragon quick look and Little V experiencing a series of unfortunate personal events, as well as moving out of Montreal and dealing with harsh remarks from Reddit users. The LP resumed in 2024, with Reggie replacing him.
- The music used for the Part 2 intro is "Friday Night" from the Yakuza 0 OST.