New Super Best Friends Play

Yoshi's Wooly World

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Game Yoshi's Wooly World
Season 10
Episode 3
Length 15:37
Upload Date Nov 22, 2015; Dec 2, 2016 (re-upload)
Controller Matt and Pat, Pat and Woolie
Previous Assassin's Creed Syndicate
Next Fallout 4
“When you eat me, do you keep my balls?” — Pat

New Super Best Friends Play Yoshi's Wooly World is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat fail to avoid Woolie during their journey into the Woolie Hole and discover that it's filled with stupid dinosaurs, deny the existence of the Yarn Holocaust, and save Luigi for a pawn shop's basement.

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We take it all back to where it began…kinda? But instead of yarn, we are wrapping ourselves in the itchy uncomfortableness of wool! Also, Woolie’s here too!
— Website description

Quotes[edit | edit source]

Craft Island where we make dinner.
— Pat
All these other Yoshis are colours I don't like and they should not be here! They should sit in the back of the bus!
— Matt
At this rate I'm going to kill you all.
— Matt
So Bowser can get an erection.
— Pat
We're Scat masters!
— Matt
When you eat me, do you keep my balls?
— Pat
I don't think the Yarn Holocaust happened.
— Matt
Where's my cut of this wooly pie?
— Woolie
Can you get out of my mouth once you're in there?
— Pat
We got more of our creepy Cialis buddies. Ask your doctor if Yoshi is right for you. Don't take it if you're pregnant or have a heart condition.
— Pat
But we've lost the ability to suck.
— Pat
Yeah, and you both need that.
— Matt
Billy are you calling your sister a cow again on that fucking yarn thing?
— Pat
A Yoshi's egg is being birthed and it notices it's being used as a weapon and it's like, 'Thank you, Boss.'.
— Matt
Yoshi is the physical corporeal manifestation of DeviantArt mistakes into Memory's pregnancy art.
— Pat
Please get excited for Yoshi's Leather World, the sequel.
— Woolie

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